For the third time this week, Anxiety rampaged through Calm Boulevard at 9:21AM, smiling and waving at the people who just wanted to enjoy a coffee without having to think about their mortality, our society’s moral crisis, and why Mike doesn’t answer their phone calls. The authorities have deployed the Breathing Exercises Squad to neutralize the situation.

Ironically, I was feeling quite anxious during the process - maybe it helped me be more honest and true to the subject? Nah, probably it just made me take longer to finish.